Profiles

Ebony Short VERY COMPETENT CEO
-Secretly dances to elevator music.
-Wears grandma underwear that the entire office can fit into.
-Xeroxes her bare butt as a stress reliever from intern.


Amanda Bernhardt SOMEWHAT COMPETENT CEO
-Themes office meetings to Lady Gaga Music videos.
-Turns down the blinds in her office and re-enacts all Harry Potter characters.
-Sticks needles into her Intern voodoo doll.

Danny Carroll Personal Secretary
- Enjoys late nights at the office.
- LOOOOOOOONG distance phone calls.
-Loves to bend and snap.

Julia Galleano "Super" Security
-Sleeps on the job.
-Has huge HOT pink Chonga nails.
- Has a weakness for bald men named Robert. :)

Noelle Agustin Awkward Intern
-Cried her first day on the job.
-Always spills Coffee on CEOs.
-Trips over someone different everyday. (Eats the floor)

Vilma Saavedra Plain Old Janitor
- Loves the smell of Lysol.
-Wears 5 inch red stilletos to work every day.
-Mops the floors to Daddy Yankee.